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Sluèajno sam više puta naleteo na ove bisere sa Èak Norisom pa sam rešio i sa vama da ih podelim ...
Jeste da je na engleskom - ali shvatiæete veæ :)

Chuck Norris was trained by Bruce Lee, who was in turn trained by a time traveling Chuck Norris thus completing the circle.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

More than half of the planet population has never actually seen any Walker Texas ranger or Delta force or Missing in action production. But

they still think Chuck Norris exists. When asked why, they all reply, "Faith."

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

Chuck Norris constructed his own iPod by staring intensely at 10,000 country-western bands until they fearfully compacted themselves into a

2x4x1/2 inch white rectangle.

The wind generated by the speed of one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is enough to blow the clothes off of 37 women.

Chuck Norris learned to read as a newborn in the hosptial while studying his ID bracelet. When he realized his mother had given him the

middle name "Les" thereby making him Chuck-Les, he roundhouse kicked her in the face, and said his first words - "Who's laughing now?"

Chuck Norris manufactures barbed wire from his beard shavings.

The show Walker, Texas Ranger holds the world record for most fatal accidents during a single season, which occurred in 1997. Chuck Norris

was personally responsible for 3,623 deaths, most caused by severe head trauma.

Chuck Norris has to use the "withdrawal" method of birth control, not to avoid pregnancy, but because his load is so powerful is always kills

the woman.

Chuck Norris never gets turned away at the door of a club. Not even for wearing a pink sleeveless shirt.


Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "----ing."

Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living ---- out of everything that was thrown at him, and the

game forfeited.

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck Norris.

In the movie “Back to the Future” they used Chuck Norris' Delorean to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him

with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson's disease.

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. The only time he didn't was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the

Holocaust.

Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erection.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the ---- down.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris doesn't ask if a girl is on the pill, he simply just roundhouse kicks them to the stomach when he's done, to make sure that

everything inside is dead.

Chuck Norris once vacationed in a whale’s gut for 3 months just to call Jonah a good person.

Lance Armstrong onces made fun of Chuck Norris. As a result Chuck Norris challenged Lance to a bikerace using the Tour de France's actual

course. Instead of peddling Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his bike the length of the course and beat Lance by three days. Lance immediatly

protested the result and Chuck roundhouse kicked him. As a result Lance's hair became part of Chuck Norris' beard and he lost his testicle.

Lance didn't have cancer he was just a victim of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's ----.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris puts the m's on M&Ms.

Chuck Norris was a hidden playable character on Mortal Kombat 2 on the Sega Genesis.

Chuck Norris is known for his modesty but readily admits that he is the 8th wonder of the natural world

Chuck Norris goes to the toilet once a month, if he needs to or not.

Chuck Norris burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting with water.

There are in fact 31 letters of the English Alphabet however only Chuck Norris knows what the extra 5 letters are.

Occasionally Chuck Norris will call up the Power Rangers just to say hi.

Chuck Norris has no concept of time, if you go to his house you won't find a single clock. When you ask to leave because it's getting late he

stares at you blankly until you sit back down.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris once ate a banana without having to peel it.

Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris' house is a Total Gym

In a recent interview, Chuck Norris told Entertainment Tonight co-host Mary Hart that his most memorable role was when he played the third

breast on the hooker in "Total Recall".

Chuck Norris once did a back flip off the Great Wall of China.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

Chuck Norris caught all 386 pokemon in just under 2.7 seconds. He says he won't trade any of them for anything.

In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.

Chuck Norris broke his own leg, purely for the sake of winning the paralympics.

Chuck Norris will never fully be male nor female. Doctors once asked him which he preferred. He gave them an ad for a Total Gym.

Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the ---- out of little kids.

Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been

known to last for up to 15 days


If you look in a mirror and say "Chuck Norris" three times, he will appear and kill your entire family... but at least you get to see Chuck

Norris.

Chuck Norris was the original Danny Tanner on the hit family sitcom, "Full House". He was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident

with one of the Olsen triplets.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those

listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people

Steven Segal is Chuck Norris’ good person. When Chuck Norris is hungry, he says, "good person, make me a sandwich." Steven Segal would then make a

sandwich.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas

A Chevy truck was totalled in a car accident. It hit black ice, then hit Chuck Norris. You tell me what did the damage.

Everytime Chuck Norris hears the term ‘Virgin’ Mary he laughs out loud…

It used to be called the Tower of Pisa…until Chuck Norris decided to roundhouse kick the ---- out of it

Chuck Norris kills 14 white people at the end of every week just to prove he isn’t racist.



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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.

Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to

remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen,

jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died

of roundhouse kick related deaths.

To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different

kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually “Chuck Norris–more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris–robot in disguise,” and starred

Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much

awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn’t, he replied, “Of course I can, I’m Chuck

Norris,” and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

On the 7th day, God rested…. Chuck Norris took over.

When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn’t work, he plays zombie.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to

the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the

side of the face.

Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.


If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility.

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2

of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be

offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Chuck Norris invented water.

Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn’t find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half

someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the

roar of the flames, “always leave things the way you found em!”

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by

its technical term: Jupiter.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3

minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the

feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse

kicks.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till."
After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more

pirates to him.

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the

referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhouse kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then

proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came

back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with

cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck

Norris."

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger; it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in the face

that day.

If you unscramble the letters in "Chuck Norris" you get "Huck corn, sir." That is why every fall, Chuck travels to Nebraska and burns the

entire state down.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart

while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he

grew a beard.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also

requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his

beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was

finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and

admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His

reasoning? It was more "humane".

Chuck Norris often asks people to pull his finger. When they do, he roundhouses them in the abdomen. Then he farts.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my

virginity." then you are dead wrong.

Chuck Norris uses a live rattle snake for a condom.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE

YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't

f--k with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred

mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a

roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his

beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name

cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris

has not had to pay taxes ever.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the

1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to

Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as

the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ----ing Indian.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the ---- down.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a

roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris

chuck norris CAN divide by zero
chuck norris CAN touch MC Hammer
chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding
chuck norris once double-teamed a girl BY HIMSELF

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Morao sam jos malo da dodam na nasem jeziku novih cinjenica - nije red da tred o Chuck Norrisu bude prazan ;)

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A evo cime Chuck brise pedu ;)

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Izvinjavam se ako se neki ponavljaju:
Chuck Norris moze da cuje tisinu.

CNN je u stvari skracenica od "Chuck Norris Network"

Ne postoji evolucija. Postoji samo lista organizama kojima je Chuck Norris dopustio da zive.

Chuck Norris je jednom pojeo 112 bifteka za sat vremena. Od toga je 45min vodio ljubav sa konobaricom.

Sta prolazi kroz glavu Chuck Norris-ove zhrtve delic sekunde pre nego sto umre? Njegova chizma.

Chuck Norris ne cita knjige. On ih istresa dok ne dobije zheljene informacije.

Vecina ljudi ima 23 para hromozoma. Chuck Norris ih ima 72...i svi su otrovni.

Ako u slagalici sastavite ime Chuck Norris, pobedjujete. Zauvek!!!

Chuck Norris ne nosi sat. On odredjuje koliko je sati.

Chuck Norris je razlog zasto se Mona Lisa onako smeshka.

Prvobitni naziv filma "Alien vs Predator", bio je "Alien & Predator vs Chuck Norris". Onda su odustali, jer niko nije hteo gledati film dug 14 sekundi.

Ozzy Osbourne je odgrizao glavu slepom mishu. Chuck Norris je odgrizao glavu sibirskom tigru.

Kineski zid je sagradjen da zadrzhi Chuck Norris-a.

Zhivimo u univerzumu koji se shiri. Pokusava da pobegne od Chuck Norris-a.

Chuck Norris nikada nije dobio Oskara. Zato sto on ne glumi.

Chuck Norris zna zadnju cifru broja "Pi".

Poslednja linija odbrane od invazije vanzemaljaca je Chuck Norris.

Cnuk Norris moze da kihne sa otvorenim ocima.

Chuck Norris koristi kozhu anakonde umesto kondoma.

Samo Chuck Norris može deliti sa nulom

U uobicajnom dnevnom boravku ima otprilike 1242 objekta s kojima te Chuck Norris može ubiti ukljucujuci sami dnevni boravak

Bog je hteo da zemlju stvara 10 dana. Chuck Norris mu je dao 6

Chuck Norris na kraju svake nedelje ubije 14 belaca da ljudi ne misle da je rasista.

Chuck Norris je igrao ruski rulet sa napunjenim pištoljem i pobedio je

Chuck Norris je jedini covek koji moze kruzni udarac slati preko e-maila

Kružni udarci Chucka Norrisa zapravo ne ubijaju ljude. Oni izbrišu njihovo postojanje iz vremensko-prostornog kontinuuma.

Biblija je orginalno nazvana: Chuck Norris i prijatelji

Chuck Norris može da prosudi o knjizi po koricama

Svi vole Raymonda. Osim Chucka Norrisa

Chuck Norris spava sa jastukom ispod pištolja

U antickoj Kini je postojala legenda: Zmaj ce roditi coveka koji ce odrasti i pobediti zlo na svetu.

Taj covek nije Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris je ubio tog coveka

Chuck Norris nije samo imenica, vec i glagol

edit: Chuck Norris je tužio jednu amerièku TV seriju, pošto je za svoje ime uzela ime njegove leve i desne noge: Law & Order

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èak noris je jednom popio celu boèicu tableta za spavanje i onda je morao da trepne

cak noris te nikad ne gleda popreko. on gleda pravo i malo nakrivi ceo svet.

Pogrebna preduzeæa slave roðendan Èaka Norisa kao krsnu slavu.

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Èak Noris je muževniji od Mièa Bjukenona
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Chuck Norris je jednom pobedio Miškoviæa na tenderu.

èak noris je tako kul da ovce broje njega kad poðu na spavanje


èak noris je spustio slušalicu olji beækoviæ

pre nego sto ode da spava, baba roga proverava da li joj je chuck norris u ormanu

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još jedna o èaku i sranju: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger su otisli u Raj.Svaki od njih je hteo da sedi pored Boga. Bog ih upita sve zasto bs oni treba da sede pored njega? Vin je odgovorio "Zbog moje grubosti,snage i ponosa" Schwarzenegger je rekao , "Zbog mojih izvanrednih uspeha"
Chuck Norris jesamo rekao "Mislim da sedis na mom mestu"

Chuck Norris je izmislio kasiku jer je ubijanje ljudi nozem bilo i suvise lako.

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Postoji sajt posvecen tome... :)
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Mislim da ih ima josh, ali ovaj se bash tako zove. :)

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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.



Brus Lee je u svom filmu uspeo da pobedi Chuck Norrisa. Chuck je vratio uslugu tako sot je on sad ziv, a Brus Li vise nije :)
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- Cak Noris je igrao ruski rulet sa skroz napunjenim revolverom i pobedio.
- Lezbejke ne postoje. Postoje samo žene koje nisu upoznale Èak Norisa.
- Chuck Norris мože da zalupi rotirajuæa vrata.
- Èak Noris vozi Yuga! Dva! Kao rošule!
- Èak Noris je spustio slušalicu Olji Beækoviæ!
- Cak Noris je sagradio kucu u kojoj je rodjen.
- Izgubio je nevinost pre svog caleta.
- Èak Norisova jaja su oba veæa jedno od drugog.
- Chuck Norris zna gde su Karadzic i Mladic
- Chuck Norris moze da deli sa nulom.
- Chuck Norris je izbrojao do beskonacno - DVA PUTA!!!
- Chuck Norris ne zna za ovaj sajt , inace bi obrisao internet
- Wilt Chamberlin tvrdi da je spavao sa 20,000 zena u svom zivotu. Chuck Norris to zove "Dosadni Utorak"



i tako dalje - ako smislite jos koju vi slobodno okacite ;)

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"In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten."
Ta mi je najbolja...

Evo par novokomponovanih:

Majkl Jordan je presao na bejzbol kada ga je Chuck Norris mrtav pijan pobedio u basketu 1 na 1.

Chuck Norris je pre par godina zavrteo jednu vetrenjacu u Rumuniji, koja je od tada najveci izvoznik struje u Evropi.

Chuck Noris je protiv mene odigrao neresenu utakmicu u PES-u. :P

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meni chuck norris duguje 100e

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Cak kao Cak Noris hteo bi da budes ti, ali to nisi ti.... :lol:

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Cak kao Cak Noris teo bi da budesh
I vizental Simon ali ti nisi on! ;)

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Samo za Guyba - on ce ovo shvatiti iz prve ;)


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dali ste gledali film anakonda?
e chuck norrisu je veci...

----------- Dopuna: 04 Mar 2008 20:45 ---------

evo jos jednog..
jednom chuck norris i spermen obaraki ruke.
i kladili se da ko izgubi morace do kraja zivota da
nosi gace preko pantalona...


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aal je ovaj èak lud!!!

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